The Canoe . . . An English man, a French Man and an American were exploring the wilds of the amazon. Unfortuatly, they were caught by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals rounded them up, and then detailed how they would use every part of their captives. Their flesh they would eat, their heads they would use to decorate their huts, and their skin they would use to make their canoes. But showing that they were merciful, they allowed their three captives to choose their manner of death. The British man, with an ashen face, asked for a sword. He took a deep breath and shouted, "God save the Queen!" and rammed the sword into his chest. Looking a bit shaken, the Frenchman asked for a pistol and shouted, "Viva La France!" and shot himself in the head. The American swaggered up and said, "give me a fork." The Cannibals were confused with this request but nonetheless gave him the fork. The American then proceeded to stab himself all over and shouted, "Fuck your canoe!"