A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi Pt.2 . . . A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are taking a trip across the Atlantic on the Titanic. Of course in the middle of their theological discussions, the fateful happens and the ship strikes the Iceberg. As pandemonium breaks out around them, the pastor starts organizing the crowds and shouts, "everyone to the life boats, women and children first!" The rabbi looks over at the small number of life boats and exclaims, "Fuck the children!" The priest looks around and asks, "Do you think we’ll have time?"