Jesus was . . .
Three proofs that Jesus was Mexican:
- His first name was Jesus
- He was bilingual
- He was always being harassed by the authorities.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
- He called everybody "brother"
- He liked Gospel
- He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish (um, I think he really was):
- He went into His Father's business
- He lived at home until he was 33
- He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
- He talked with his hands
- He had wine with every meal
- He used olive oil.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
- He never cut his hair
- He walked around barefoot
- He started a new religion.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish
- He never got married
- He was always telling stories
- He loved green pastures.
But perhaps the most compelling evidence that Jesus was a Woman:
- He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
- He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
- Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.
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