A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi Pt.1 . . .
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are walking down the street on a hot day
and are quite thirsty. They pass a busy bar and want to go in and get a drink
but have no money. The priest does come up with an idea that he thinks might
work, so he goes in alone telling the others that if his idea works, they can
all get free drinks. He goes in and orders his drink. When he's finished with
it the bartender gives him his tab. The priest says, "But son, I already paid
for the drink". The bartender says, "I'm terribly sorry father but it's really
busy in here and I must have forgotten".
The priest goes out and tells the
pastor and the rabbi what happened so the pastor goes in next. The pastor
orders his drink and then informs the bartender that he already had paid when
the bartender asks him for the money. Again the bartender apologises. Finally
the rabbi goes in and orders his drink. Again the bartender gives him the
tab and the rabbi tells him, "Son, I paid you when I ordered the drink". "I'm
terribly sorry rabbi," says the bartender, "I don't know what's wrong with
me but your the third man of the cloth that I've done this to." "I'm sorry
son," says the rabbi, "but I'm in a terrible hurry." "Just give me my change
for the $20 I gave you and I'll be on my way"
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