Family. . . Grandpa and his grandson were riding down the road to get some beer. There were 3 left between them. Grandson asked,"Grandpa, are you going to let me have a beer?" Grandpa replied,"Does your dick reach your asshole?" Grandson said,"No sir." Grandpa answered,"Then I guess you can't have one." They reached the store and the grandson put a quarter in a slot machine; he struck the jackpot. They both walked back out to the truck. Grandpa said,"Are you going to share some of those quarters with me?" Grandson replied,"Does your dick reach your asshole?" Grandpa said,"It sure does!" Grandson said,"Well go fuck yourself!"