Much Funnier When Done Visually . . . Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday. A prostitute always sat outside and called out, "Hi, Little Johnny!" (while wiggling her pinkie). Little Johnny asked why she always wiggled her pinkie at him when she called to him. "Well that's about the size of your privates, isn't it?!?" She laughed at him. The next day, Little Johnny walked by and she did it again, (wiggling her pinkie) "Hi Little Johnny" to which Johnny shouted back, (putting his fingers in his mouth to spread apart his lips and stretched out his mouth) "How you doing, lady!"