Elvis - Jesus Similarities:
Are they one and the same...?
- Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
- Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
- Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
- Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate
Conception High School.
- Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
- Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still
considered to be his foremost recordings.
- Jesus was the lamb of God.
- Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
- Jesus' Father is everywhere.
- Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
- Jesus was a carpenter.
- Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.
- Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
- Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
- Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
- Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
- No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
- No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".
- Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate.
- Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim and sold through TV.
- Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
- Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
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