Elvis - Jesus Similarities: Are they one and the same...?

  • Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
  • Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
  • Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
  • Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.
  • Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
  • Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.
  • Jesus was the lamb of God.
  • Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
  • Jesus' Father is everywhere.
  • Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
  • Jesus was a carpenter.
  • Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.
  • Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
  • Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
  • Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
  • Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
  • No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
  • No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".
  • Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate.
  • Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim and sold through TV.
  • Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
  • Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.